Would you rather Be the world's worst stand-up comedian but everyone loves you anyway or Be the world's best comedian but no one ever claps?
So far, 25% of players chose the first option and 75% chose the second, out of 43,676 votes. Make your pick below to add yours and reveal the live results.
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