Would you rather Be gently chased by a flock of overly affectionate geese or Be followed everywhere by a marching band that only plays when you're embarrassed?
So far, 52% of players chose the first option and 48% chose the second, out of 72,171 votes. Make your pick below to add yours and reveal the live results.
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